Who are you and what have you done with my cat?

[viciouswishes]

Ethan jumped up on the couch next to me. (This is something he does as my couch is comfy.) Then he started purring and letting me pet him like a regular cat. He only nipped at me like twice and they were love nips as he didn't dent the skin. My life is now filled with wrongness as my cat seems to be possessed by a pod-cat. (Those new to my journal will note that Ethan is often a holy living terror.) Next thing you know, he'll try to climb up on my lap. *shudders* Oh thank the goddess, he just meanly bit my hand.

More Top 5...

strand wants me to take on my list of favorite Top 5s, which I was being facetious and made all about him.

Top 5 Ways to Kill strand
1. Sneak him into one of George W.'s "town hall" meetings and let the people do the rest
2. Time travel him back to the Titanic, where he won't be able to get a life raft as he has a penis, and then let another passenger hit him on the head when he complains about being a straight, white male
3. Drive the Queer Eyes bonkers by sleep depriving them and showing them pictures of when I cut and dyed Strand's hair. The rest will sort itself out.
4. Thunderdome: Ethan Vs. Strand. One man and one cat enter and only one comes out alive.
5. Let Strand fill in for Carson Daily (sp?) on Total Request Live and then announce that Moxy Fruvous is the live band today instead of the Backstreet Boys

Top 5 Songs to Play at strand's Funeral
1. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor (because we need to give your relatives/friends hope ;) )
2. "Don't Let's Start" by Common Rotation (because I like the cover better)
3. "Country Roads" by John Denver
4. "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles
5. "Nimrod's Son" by The Pixies

Top 5 Reasons Why strand is a Lesbian in a Man's Body
1. Because he is so gay to get girls
2. He's squishy like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
3. His butch hair cut
4. He has a turkey baster and a UHaul all ready for the second date
5. He was so excited about those T.A.T.U. chicks kissing in the name of lesbian kind, not just because they were hot chicks

Top 5 Complete Cliches that strand Has Exercised
1. That poetry book where Strand put one word and repeated it everywhere
2. Your Top 5 question
3. Being a lesbian in a man's body. That is so 1999.
4. Not having any six-sided dice in his entire house, only having 12-sided, etc.
5. Listening to total emo boy music and writing poetry

Top 5 Words No One Should Let strand Use in Poetry
1. 'Effulgent' makes my list as well, especially since Strand remembers well to the Intro to Poetry web site I build where I titled it 'Effulgent' and put a picture and a sound bit of Spike's rambling poetry. The prof was like 'is that T.S. Eliot?' and I'm all glad I was drinking anything at the moment and go 'ummm...James Marsters in a bad wig?' Good times.
2. 'Pussy' unless referring to an old woman's cat. Like the ones that eat cat food and go 'meow.'
3. Anything ever quoting the Beatniks
4. Anything about me
5. 'Sphincter Conquistador' because I needed to work it into this post

mogigraphia wants to know...

Top Five Wacky Fantasy Crossover Pairings
1. Picard (Star Trek: TNG)/Xavier (X-Men) - So obvious, yet I crack up at the idea of Patrick Stewart performing every role like he did in A Christmas Carol.
2. Jayne (Wonderfalls)/George (Dead Like Me) - They would have a snark fest of love that even Rube would be okay with George seeing Jayne.
3. Wesley (later seasons of AtS)/Keller (Oz) - Who is the bigger ticking time bomb of psychotic-ness?
4. Elisa Maza (Gargolyes)/Kate (AtS) - Elisa helps Kate understand the underbelly of the demon world.
5. Lindsay Bluth (Arrested Development)/Lilah (AtS) - Okay, I've read this one, kind of, so it's kind of cheating. I was down to me and fictional characters.

blueswan9 wants to know...

Top 5 fictional characters
1. Katherine Clifton from The English Patient
2. Emma Frost from X-Men
3. E. Edward Grey from Secretary
4. Murphy Brown from Murphy Brown
5. Anya from BtVS

The rest are for later.

Comments

[stretfordditto.livejournal.com]

Lmao at the cat. What a relief that he bit you!

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was rather worried.

[usedtobeljs]

I'm fascinated by your Top Five fictional characters -- and of course number 5 is a personal favourite. ;-)

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

What about it fascinates you?

Good news, my window's not broken. Apparently, it's supposed to do that just never has before because of paint dripped into the frame and held it there.

[elucidate-this.livejournal.com]

oh good lord your cat was possessed. thank goodness he's back to normal.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm feeling much better now that he's back to normal.

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Pod-cat, ::snort:: ... I was just missing this particular Ethan icon -- the other day I thought, "I wonder if she still uses it?"

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's still there.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Picard (Star Trek: TNG)/Xavier (X-Men) - So obvious, yet I crack up at the idea of Patrick Stewart performing every role like he did in A Christmas Carol.

You're evil. And brilliant.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

I try. ;)