The Trouser Industry Makes My Ass Look Fat

[viciouswishes]

Among other joyful activities today, I went trouser (and other) shopping. I always have problems with trousers looking right, no bunching in the crotch and definitely no tapered legs. (Who the hell thought that was a good trend to bring back?) With jeans, I've found my niche brands which tend to make stuff that looks pretty good on me and I wear size 6 or 7 (or maybe a 5 if I've been working out and not eating ice cream.) But I need trousers for interviews/work, nice slacks. In slacks, I wear a 6 to a 10. WTF? Can't we agree on a measurement? This makes me want to binge on ice cream out of frustration. No wonder so many people keep their ratty sweatpants from the 80s. I mean, I have an ass and hips and so do most women. The pair I found that fit and looked nice, when I sat down there was enough fabric at my crotch (front, not back) to pack my 8-inch dildo. Designers, women do not have cocks they need hide, unless they do have cocks, but then usually they're hiding them.